When someone steps on my shoes
bmorejetsdoit410: Old shoes : New shoes :
Reblog if you are a wizard.
Some people ask what I'm gonna do for summer,
ktjnpmcsqt: I’ll tell you what the fuck I’m gonna do I’m gonna EAT and eat and eat and eat and I’m gonna… oh yeah, eat! and when some asshole decdes to take my food ill be like MOTHA FUCKAH IM GONNA STARVE!
I hate it when someone starts to tell you...
I didn't ask to be born so fucking dope.
That moment when you accidentally swear in front...
memyselfandbob: you’re like; and they’re like; “what did you just say?” and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge” and then they’re just like;
Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.
Pencil vs. Camera.
Damn! You looked pretty until your 30 day trial...
That moment when you press play on your iPod, and...
That moment "WheN pEOplE tyPe LikE tHis"
Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
Say "I" spell "map" and say "ness"
When someone you hate bumps into you
“You wanna die bitch?”
"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS...